Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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