Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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