why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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