"it" just moved
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Drunk is not a location!
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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