Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
this will be a night to untag.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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