He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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