Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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