brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
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