your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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