I think im going to throw up on grandma
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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