Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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