Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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