Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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