Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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