Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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