we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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