I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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