You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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