Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
A+ Viking dick
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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