They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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