im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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