sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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