...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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