Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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