Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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