Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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