so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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