I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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