Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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