its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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