: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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