We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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