whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
