I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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