can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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