Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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