is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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