Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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