pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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