I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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