I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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