Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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