Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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