Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Sorry about my life...
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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