What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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