there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
there is glitter all over my balls
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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