Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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