its not stalking. its research.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Randomize
