Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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