Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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