Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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