Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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