i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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